|Tip Rating: 3||Speed: 4||Atk. Strength: 4||Energy: 100||Focus: 4 (hidden)||Patience: 4 (hidden)|
|Player level required: 0||Café rating required: 0||Cost: 0|
"He's taking a break from loafing to fill his stomach"
"She's taking a break from loafing to fill her stomach"
"A somewhat mediocre zombie with no previous job experience."
The male Couch Potato shares the same head with Businessman (variant 1), Senior and Veteran Cop (albeit smaller and modified). He wears the same clothes as Teacher and Nerd. The female variant shares the same sprite as Woman.